George W. Bush
Herbert Hoover
Case closed, Mittens.
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Why do I have to go to the school psychologist?
- Psychologist: Emo, what does this inkblot look like to you?
- Emo: Oh, it's kind of embarrassing.
- Psych: Emo, everyone sees something, so don't be embarrassed. Tell me what the inkblot looks like to you.
- Emo: Well, to me it looks like standard pattern #3 in the Rorschach series to test obsessive compulsiveness.
- And he gets kind of depressed.
- Emo: Okay, it's a butterfly.
- And he cheers up.
- Psych: What does this inkblot look like?
- Emo: It looks like a horrible ugly blob of pure evil that sucks the souls of man into a vortex of sin and degradation.
- Psych: No, um, the inkblot's over there. That's a photo of my wife you're looking at.
- Emo: Oh, was I far off?
- Psych: No. That's the sad part.
- And he gives me a chocolate Easter bunny. And this shows how tricky those guys are. I eat the chocolate and I think, wait a second... this isn't around Easter.
- Emo: Was this a test?
- Psych: Yes.
- Emo: And what does it mean?
- Psych: Well, had you eaten the ears first you would have been normal; had you eaten the feet first you would have had an inferiority complex; had you eaten the tail first you would have had latent homosexual tendencies; and had you eaten the breasts first you would have had a latent oedipal complex.
- Emo: Well, go on. What does it mean when you bite out the eyes and scream, 'Stop staring at me!'?'
- Psych: It shows you've a tendency towards self-destruction.
- Emo: What do you recommend?
- Psych: GO FOR IT!
- This made me laugh today.......: -)
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Hey there, thanks for the comment on my veal dish! I usually post the recipes separately on my other blog - 49thparallelblueskitchen. Cheers, Andrew
Thank you for the information about your blog!. I look forward to making the dish
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Veal scallopini
Think I prefer to make something like this for dinner. To bad the recipes are not usually included with the posts. One of the reasons why I really like pinterest.
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